Fez Quote #319
Quote from Fez in Jackie Says Cheese
Fez: Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! What I have to do is show everyone that I am cooler than Thomas. You know, I once saw the Fonzie do something on TV that just might do the trick.
[fantasy:]
Fez: I am now going to jump over a shark on water skis to prove that I'm the coolest foreign exchange student in Point Place.
Thomas: He'll never make it.
Donna: Shut up. He can do it. He's the Fez.
Fez: Okay, here I go. Hit it!
Eric: Oh! He's crazy, man! He's crazy!
Hyde: He's at the ramp!
Fez: Ay!
Kelso: Yes, Fez!
Jackie: You suck, Thomas!
Eric: Fez, you jumped that shark, and you're not even wet.
Fez: That's 'cause I'm cool-a-mundo. Ay!
[reality:]
Fez: So, what do you think?
Hyde: Not only is that the worst idea I've ever heard, it was the worst moment in television history.
Fez: Yeah, you're right. I stopped watching after that episode. Thomas!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie Says Cheese’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: This is freaky, man. Red hasn't said anything about the stash, which can only mean he's gone to the much-feared stage: beyond yelling. He's gone Darth Vader, man.
Kelso: Or instead of Red snagging you, maybe you snagged Red dipping into Hyde's stash. I'm just sayin', everyone's tryin' it.
[fantasy: circle:]
Hyde: I guess Kelso's right. Everyone is trying it.
Red: I'm telling you, this stuff isn't just for cakes. It's great all by itself. [squirts cream into mouth] Mmm! Wait, wait. Watch this. [squirts cream onto head] Look at me. I'm Whipped-cream Head! Fear me! All fear Whipped-cream Head! [sinister laugh] Mmm!
[reality:]
Eric: Kelso, that was delightful. But the only part you left out is where Red kills me!
Quote from Fez
Thomas: Oh, the football team loves me. I'm their new placekicker.
Fez: What? Oh, the room is spinning! How did you do all this?
Thomas: I have delightful accent.
Fez: So do I.
Thomas: Yes, but a nerd with an accent is still a nerd. Now, good day, sir.
Fez: [scoffs] I say "good day." Now, good day.
Thomas: Good day.
Fez: Good day.
Both: I said good day! [Thomas walks away]
Fez: He stole that from me.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said from me!
Quote from Red
[As they eat breakfast at the kitchen table, Eric and Red both stick their fork in the last waffle]
Eric: Hey. L'Eggo my Eggo.
Red: Hey. L'Eggo my foot in your ass.