Fez: Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! What I have to do is show everyone that I am cooler than Thomas. You know, I once saw the Fonzie do something on TV that just might do the trick.
[fantasy:]
Fez: I am now going to jump over a shark on water skis to prove that I'm the coolest foreign exchange student in Point Place.
Thomas: He'll never make it.
Donna: Shut up. He can do it. He's the Fez.
Fez: Okay, here I go. Hit it!
Eric: Oh! He's crazy, man! He's crazy!
Hyde: He's at the ramp!
Fez: Ay!
Kelso: Yes, Fez!
Jackie: You suck, Thomas!
Eric: Fez, you jumped that shark, and you're not even wet.
Fez: That's 'cause I'm cool-a-mundo. Ay!
[reality:]
Fez: So, what do you think?
Hyde: Not only is that the worst idea I've ever heard, it was the worst moment in television history.
Fez: Yeah, you're right. I stopped watching after that episode. Thomas!