Bob Quote #81
Quote from Bob in The Third Wheel
Donna: Oh, good. You're both here. Look, I know you two are together and, Dad, I want you to be happy. But I just don't think I'm ready for this.
Bob: Joanne! When did you get here?
Donna: Dad!
Joanne: Bob!
Bob: All right. Donna, what do you want us to do? You want us to stop seeing each other?
Donna: No. No. It's just that... Well, could you go back to lying to me? I mean, that seemed to work.
Bob: I am always in favor of lying when it comes to children.
Joanne: Bob, we were honest with Donna and now she's being honest with us. We'll hold off on the overnight visits for a while.
Donna: Thank you. Thanks. That's really... Thanks.
Bob: Well, if you're not staying the night, we'd better get upstairs.
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Quote from Fez
Eric: So let's bowl.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls are black and blue.
Hyde: Good one.
Eric: That's nice.
Kelso: That's funny. That was good.
Fez: My balls are finally funny.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Well, we could go beer bowling. That's always fun.
Kelso: I am in, because beer makes you a better bowler. That's a proven fact.
Fez: Wait. Do I have to use the pink ladies' ball again?
Hyde: Now, Fez, why do you ask that question when you already know the answer?
Fez: Pink ball only until I lose my virginity.
Hyde: Sorry. Them's the rules.
Quote from Fez
Eric: All right, fellas. You know the rules. You get a strike, you chug. You get a gutter ball, you chug. You get a 7-1 0 split seven to 10 chugs.
Kelso: Hey, guys, look. I got 10-pound balls. [laughs] Man, that joke never gets old.
Fez: Hey, guys, my balls have holes in them. [silence] Now, why isn't that funny?