Quote from Bob in The Third Wheel
Donna: Oh, good. You're both here. Look, I know you two are together and, Dad, I want you to be happy. But I just don't think I'm ready for this. Bob: Joanne! When did you get here? Donna: Dad! Joanne: Bob! Bob: All right. Donna, what do you want us to do? You want us to stop seeing each other? Donna: No. No. It's just that... Well, could you go back to lying to me? I mean, that seemed to work. Bob: I am always in favor of lying when it comes to children. Joanne: Bob, we were honest with Donna and now she's being honest with us. We'll hold off on the overnight visits for a while. Donna: Thank you. Thanks. That's really... Thanks. Bob: Well, if you're not staying the night, we'd better get upstairs.