Donna Quote #190
Quote from Donna in The Promise Ring
[dream sequence:]
Announcer: [v.o.] Welcome to Let's Make A Deal!
Monty Hall: All right, Donna, which is it going to be: your future behind door number one, door number two or door number three?
Donna: Oh, my God. I don't know. Um... Okay.
Monty Hall: Yeah?
Donna: Door number three.
Monty Hall: Door number three. All right, let's take a look at what you didn't choose behind door number one. It's a leather jacket and a typewriter which you could have used when you became a globe-trotting rock-and-roll journalist.
Donna: Wow, that would've been nice.
Monty Hall: Yeah, too bad. All right, let's take a look at what was behind door number two. The U.S. Constitution, which would come in handy when you became the first woman president.
Donna: Oh, Monty, these prizes are bitching!
Monty Hall: Yeah, truly bitching. Now, let's take a look at what you did choose behind door number three. It's your boyfriend and a promise ring.
Eric: I love you!
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‘The Promise Ring’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: [shouts] Hello, ladies!
Hyde: No, man, that's not how you do it. You gotta be aloof.
Fez: Did you just call me a "loof"? Because if so, I'll have to kick you in your 'nads.
Hyde: No, man. Aloof. Distant. Zen.
Fez: Well, that's not what loof means in my language.
Hyde: Look, I don't care what you think it means, that's what it means here.
Fez: You're the loof.
Hyde: Fez, it's not-
Fez: I said loof!
Quote from Leo
Eric: Leo, I... I need to return this.
Leo: Hey, man, I only said it was gold, not real gold.
Eric: No, it's Donna and I broke up.
Leo: What? What happened to the love, man?
Eric: Well, I don't really feel like...
Leo: No! If you kids can't make it, who can? Tell me, who? Why, God, why?!
Quote from Kelso
Eric: It's a promise ring. 'Cause, you know, Donna and I have been fighting a lot lately.
Hyde: Forman, you get mushy with Donna, she's gonna see the secret girl inside the man. Now, trust me, you don't want to let Erica out.
Kelso: [laughs] Erica. That's a good burn. You can't do that with Michael. I'm lucky.
Hyde: Oh, really, Michelle?
Kelso: Oh, I forgot about Michelle. Look, Hyde obviously doesn't understand mature relationships but I do. And a promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthing off. I'm getting one for Jackie too!
Eric: Great. Let's go.
Kelso: All right. See you later, Hyde-a alicia. What's a good girlie name for Hyde?
Eric: Uh, Hyde...rangea?
Hyde: It's Heidi, you morons! Heidi!