Quote from Donna in The Promise Ring
[dream sequence:] Announcer: [v.o.] Welcome to Let's Make A Deal! Monty Hall: All right, Donna, which is it going to be: your future behind door number one, door number two or door number three? Donna: Oh, my God. I don't know. Um... Okay. Monty Hall: Yeah? Donna: Door number three. Monty Hall: Door number three. All right, let's take a look at what you didn't choose behind door number one. It's a leather jacket and a typewriter which you could have used when you became a globe-trotting rock-and-roll journalist. Donna: Wow, that would've been nice. Monty Hall: Yeah, too bad. All right, let's take a look at what was behind door number two. The U.S. Constitution, which would come in handy when you became the first woman president. Donna: Oh, Monty, these prizes are bitching! Monty Hall: Yeah, truly bitching. Now, let's take a look at what you did choose behind door number three. It's your boyfriend and a promise ring. Eric: I love you!