Fez Quote #252
Quote from Fez in Fez Dates Donna
Caroline: Excuse me. Pardon me. Move it!
Fez: Oh, boy. Here comes trouble. Caroline. [chuckles] I was just offering my girlfriend Donna a sip from my straw. We don't care about germs, because she has had her tongue in my mouth. [Donna drinks]
Caroline: You know what I think? I think this is all an act. I don't think you're really dating.
Fez: Oh, yeah? Well- Well, maybe... maybe this will convince you. [whispers] Come on, Donna. Put some leg into it.
Caroline: Give me a break. If you were really together, you'd have at least gotten to second base by now.
Fez: You know, when you are right, you are right.
Donna: All right, all right. Enough. Caroline, Fez doesn't like you.
Caroline: Is that true, Fez?
Fez: Yes.
Caroline: Wow. I guess we really are over. Okay! Enjoy your movie.
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Quote from Red
Red: Need something, Bob?
Bob: Well, it's a funny thing. The wife and I, we're taking out a second mortgage on the house. Well, that's not the funny part 'cause we're pretty much destitute.
Red: It's a little bit funny, Bob.
Bob: Anyways, I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.
Red: How'd you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?
Bob: I wouldn't, to be quite honest.
Red: It's free.
Quote from Fez
[Eric and Donna kiss]
Fez: Excuse me. Our date is not over. Now, good day, sir.
Eric: But, Fez-
Fez: I said good day.
Eric: Fez, I'm not going anywhere.
Fez: Fine. Then good day. [walks away]
Donna: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Fez
Fez: [slurping] [sighs] That is the saddest sound in the world. [loud slurp] [sighs] No more soda for Fez. And no more money for-
Eric: Fez, do you need me to buy you another soda?
Fez: Oh, Eric, you do not buy soda. You only rent it. You know what I mean. I mean, you pee it out.
Eric: Yeah, I got it. Go.