Jackie Quote #188
Quote from Jackie in Holy Craps!
Jackie: All right. All right. Enough small talk. So, is Fez, like, an amazing kisser?
Caroline: Jackie, don't make me blush.
Donna: No, she's only asking because when she kissed him, he did this thing with his tongue.
Caroline: You kissed Fez?
Jackie: Oh, my God. It was so nothing. He had this stupid crush on me.
Caroline: [screams] Shut up! [pants] If either of you ever touch my boyfriend, I will hunt you down like animals.
Understand?
Donna: [laughs]
Jackie: [laughs]
Donna: You're kidding, right?
Caroline: [laughs] You're kidding, right! I'll scratch your big, dumb eyes out! Got it? [exits]
Donna: Oh, my God.
Jackie: I know. Her nails are beautiful.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Craps!’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead here to help her then you're going to help her.
Hyde: You're Jughead.
Kelso: [scoffs] You're Jughead.
Hyde: You're so Jughead, it's not even debatable.
Kelso: You are so- Ow!
Red: Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
Hyde: See?
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
Jackie: Me too. She's nice.
Hyde: For a psycho.
Fez: Hyde, take that back.
Hyde: [hissing] ... Psycho.
Fez: You are a gifted mime. But that hurts.
Donna: Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho. You just don't get women. We have emotions. We're ruled by the moon and the tides.
Jackie: And pretty clothes.
Donna: Yeah, we should hang out with her, you know, make her feel welcome.
Hyde: Yeah, you can never have too many friends. Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.
Quote from Fez
Caroline: No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly so Mort threw the clock out the window. So time flew. Get it?
Fez: Did the clock break?
Caroline: I don't know. That's not really the point.
Fez: It's still a pretty big waste of a clock.