Kitty Quote #228
Quote from Kitty in Holy Craps!
Kitty: So, everyone enjoying dinner? [all muttering] Good. Now, um, I want to talk to everyone about helping me with the church fund-raiser. [Red, Kelso, Hyde and Eric try to flee] Freeze. Okay, so- [laughs] God's Magic Circle is our church's women's auxiliary and I volunteered to help organize their next fund-raiser.
Eric: And bravo, I say. Bra...vo. [stands up] Now, if you'll please excuse me, I have to attend a meeting. [Kitty blocks Eric's path] It's, uh- It's very important, so... Okay. [Eric sits down again]
Kitty: Now, as you all know, um, I'm stuck in a rut. [laughs] And, um, I'd really- l-I just need to get out of the house and-and experience new things.
Eric: But, Mom, I think you should-
Kitty: And I want your support which, by the way, I always give you Mr. "I want to be a jazz guitarist." [Hyde and Kelso laugh]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Holy Craps!’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead here to help her then you're going to help her.
Hyde: You're Jughead.
Kelso: [scoffs] You're Jughead.
Hyde: You're so Jughead, it's not even debatable.
Kelso: You are so- Ow!
Red: Steven, stop hitting Jughead.
Hyde: See?
Quote from Fez
Caroline: No, see, Fez, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly so Mort threw the clock out the window. So time flew. Get it?
Fez: Did the clock break?
Caroline: I don't know. That's not really the point.
Fez: It's still a pretty big waste of a clock.
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, I know. I really like Caroline.
Jackie: Me too. She's nice.
Hyde: For a psycho.
Fez: Hyde, take that back.
Hyde: [hissing] ... Psycho.
Fez: You are a gifted mime. But that hurts.
Donna: Hyde, Caroline's not a psycho. You just don't get women. We have emotions. We're ruled by the moon and the tides.
Jackie: And pretty clothes.
Donna: Yeah, we should hang out with her, you know, make her feel welcome.
Hyde: Yeah, you can never have too many friends. Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't.