Eric Quote #339

Quote from Eric in The Trials of Michael Kelso

[circle, in the locker room:]
Hyde: Much better.
Eric: Yeah. Now instead of feeling scared and anxious, I feel relaxed and... relaxed.
Fez: I know we're probably gonna get beaten but it was worth it because we've shown we have tremendous school spirit. [weeps] Go Vikings.
Hyde: School spirit is for losers, man. You're just, like, floating along on a conveyor belt of conformity. Pep rallies, extracurricular activities, washing your hair... It's all just a trap, man.
Eric: Yeah, Fez. It's one thing to root for a football team but to confuse the Point Place Vikings with a sense of personal identity, that's just... relaxing. [chuckles] We're all gonna die tomorrow.


 ‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.

Quote from Kelso

Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.