Kelso Quote #256
Quote from Kelso in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Okay, you guys, we gotta think about a way to get out of here.
Hyde: Okay, guys, I've just gone through every escape-from-prison movie - I could think of, and I came up with something.
Eric: What?
Hyde: Steve McQueen is a total bad-ass.