Kitty Quote #222

Quote from Kitty in The Trials of Michael Kelso

Kitty: This is all your fault.
Red: What?
Kitty: You're always mean to them. Now you've driven them away. I hope you're happy.
Red: Actually, Kitty, I am happy. Them not inviting us to the party is not the end of the world. In fact, it's the start of a beautiful new world. A world where we don't get invited to the Pinciottis'.
Kitty: There's no talking to you. You're just sour. You're an old, sour crab apple.
Red: Why are you yelling at me? I'm not the one that didn't invite you to a party. If you've got something to say, you say it to the Pinciottis.
Kitty: Well, you talked me into it, Red Forman. Let's go.
Red: Oh, no.


 ‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.

Quote from Kelso

Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.

Quote from Jackie

Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.