Eric Quote #340
Quote from Eric in The Trials of Michael Kelso
Eric: All right, here they come. Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.
Hyde: Got it.
Fez: Got it.
[A team of female hockey players enters]
Hyde: Oh, my God. We're in the girls' locker room.
Eric: Yeah. They're girls. Phew!
Fez: And I thought we were going to get beaten up for sure. Hey, baby.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Trials of Michael Kelso’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going into high-end cosmetics and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
Donna: Stop telling everybody that.
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
Kelso: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
Jackie: Ooh. A doctor? That's so mature.
Kelso: Or a rodeo clown.
Jackie: Rodeo clown? You want to be a rodeo clown. Why?
Kelso: Rodeo clowns are the unsung heroes of the new West. And you know I've always enjoyed being inside of barrels.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: So if "x" equals seven, then "y" equals?
Jackie: Two?
Donna: Wrong. Kelso?
Kelso: Uh... "l"?
Donna: Also wrong. It's a pretty simple equation, guys. Just think about it for a second.
Kelso: You're so pretty. You don't even need to know math.
Jackie: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.