Red Quote #291
Quote from Red in Kitty's Birthday (Is That Today?!)
Red: Wait, Kitty, there's more!
Kitty: A funnel.
Red: 'Cause I know how much you like to pour things.
Kitty: Well, um, either these gifts are really thoughtful or you bought a bunch of crap at the gas station!
Red: What?
Kitty: Oh, admit it, Red Forman. You forgot my birthday.
Eric: Quick, Dad, give her the lighter.
Red: Look, Kitty, I'm sorry. But it's just- Well, marking the calendar is your responsibility.
Eric: Oh. Dad, no.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kitty's Birthday (Is That Today?!)’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Hyde: What are you doing back there, Fez?
Fez: I- I was- I was just showing Caroline the back of my new car and my tongue.
Kelso: Fez, this isn't your car.
Jackie: Yeah. Foreigners can't drive here unless it's a cab.
Quote from Fez
Fez: I don't ever have to worry about forgetting Caroline's birthday. She wrote it on my arm with permanent marker. Isn't she sweet?
Hyde: More like psycho.
Fez: What are you doing calling my girlfriend psycho?
Hyde: Oh, I'm sorry, Fez, did I say psycho? I meant nut bag, head case, wackadoo. She chokes herself, man.
Fez: Well, Hyde, maybe- Maybe you should- Maybe you should choke yourself! Good day.
Hyde: Fez.
Fez: I said good day!
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Wait a second. You're too mature to go cruising with me, but you go to the mall with Jackie?
Kelso: Yeah. It's this new thing we're trying, man. We're friends. See, I did some reflecting, and I realized that Jackie is the only girl I want to be with.
Eric: Today?
Kelso: No, every day. See, we were meant to be together. She just doesn't know it yet. Yeah, but I have a plan.
Donna: Oh, no.
Kelso: Oh, yeah. See, she wants to be just friends, right? Okay, so I'll be her friend. But what she doesn't realize is that I'm also a boy. Yeah, and sooner or later, friend is gonna lead down the path to boy. And then I'll be her friend-boy.