Kelso Quote #238
Quote from Kelso in Radio Daze
Kelso: Jackie, you know I wouldn't ask you if this wasn't important, okay? But this is an El Camino. That's Spanish for "The Camino."
Jackie: [sighs] By accepting this check, you are agreeing to two things. First, you will pay me back in full, and you will be my slave for a week.
Kelso: Meaning, like, your love slave?
Jackie: No. More like an errand boy.
Kelso: You mean, like your errand love boy?
Jackie: No. Just errands.
Kelso: Okay.
Jackie: Good. Here. Now, go get your car, and then come by my place. I need you to hold my toes apart while I paint them. [exits]
Fez: Well, errand boy you just sold your soul for a car.
Kelso: Who cares, Fez? Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Radio Daze’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up. He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?
Kitty: I don't think you're really mad at Gilligan, Red. Admit it. You feel guilty about what happened to Earl.
Red: This has nothing to do with Earl. The professor worked on that coconut radio for three months. Now how the hell are they gonna get off that island?
Kitty: Oh. Well, then I guess I was wrong. I don't know why I questioned you.
Red: And I'll tell you... something's going on with that Skipper. You don't get that fat eating coconuts.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Yeah, life just hasn't been the same since I lost the van. You know, it's hard to get chicks when you don't have wheels. I mean, sometimes a killer bod just isn't enough.
Leo: Amen to that, brother. Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for 500 bucks.
Kelso: 400.
Leo: 600.
Kelso: 700. No, uh, tat's the wrong way. Um... Uh... 500.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold.
Both: Sucker.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: So how are things with you and [low-pitched] Hot Donna?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.