Fez Quote #207
Quote from Fez in Fez Gets the Girl
Fez: The new girl, Caroline. She transferred here from Sacred Heart. Or heaven. I'm not sure which. We have gym together. She barely sweats. Someday, I will make her my bride.
Hyde: Yep, no one likes a sweaty bride.
Kelso: Yeah, I hear you.
Eric: So true.
Hyde: Hey. Why don't you go talk to her, man.
Fez: [mutters]
[fantasy:]
Fez: You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Caroline: Thank you. Your cocoa-brown skin makes me hot.
Fez: I know. I am irresistible. Would you like to dance? [reality:]
Hyde: Hey. Why don't you go talk to her, man?
Fez: Oh, I don't know, Hyde. I can't. I don't understand this. Usually, I am... I am suave. I am silky. But this girl makes me... I have to go to the bathroom.
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Jackie: I never said I hated them, Michael. For your information, I think Led is hot.
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Donna: Eric, it's okay. I knew you weren't gonna go. You're a really responsible guy. I love and hate that about you. Well, since, uh... Since Mr. Smock here is being all logical, I guess I'll have to take one of you losers.
Jackie: Take a loser where?
Donna: Zeppelin.
Jackie: Zeppelin? Oh, my God! That's a band, right?