Fez: The new girl, Caroline. She transferred here from Sacred Heart. Or heaven. I'm not sure which. We have gym together. She barely sweats. Someday, I will make her my bride.
Hyde: Yep, no one likes a sweaty bride.
Kelso: Yeah, I hear you.
Eric: So true.
Hyde: Hey. Why don't you go talk to her, man.
Fez: [mutters]
[fantasy:]
Fez: You're the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
Caroline: Thank you. Your cocoa-brown skin makes me hot.
Fez: I know. I am irresistible. Would you like to dance? [reality:]
Hyde: Hey. Why don't you go talk to her, man?
Fez: Oh, I don't know, Hyde. I can't. I don't understand this. Usually, I am... I am suave. I am silky. But this girl makes me... I have to go to the bathroom.