Red Quote #271
Quote from Red in Fez Gets the Girl
[dream sequence:]
Eric: Hey, Dad. Good news. Just got another raise.
Red: Well, good for you. You dumb bastard.
Eric: Yeah, I tell you. If they keep throwin' money at me like this, I might be able to get my own apartment soon.
Red: For God's sakes, you're 57 years old.
Eric: Ah.
Red: Eric, why didn't you listen to me? If you'd gone to college, you could've really been something.
Eric: Been something? Whoa. You're talking to the interim assistant weekend manager of housewares here, okay? Yeah. Show some respect.
Red: Well aren't you just the president of Turd Town?
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