Quote from Red in Fez Gets the Girl
[dream sequence:] Eric: Hey, Dad. Good news. Just got another raise. Red: Well, good for you. You dumb bastard. Eric: Yeah, I tell you. If they keep throwin' money at me like this, I might be able to get my own apartment soon. Red: For God's sakes, you're 57 years old. Eric: Ah. Red: Eric, why didn't you listen to me? If you'd gone to college, you could've really been something. Eric: Been something? Whoa. You're talking to the interim assistant weekend manager of housewares here, okay? Yeah. Show some respect. Red: Well aren't you just the president of Turd Town?