Eric Quote #323
Quote from Eric in Who Wants It More?
[split-screen of Donna with Jackie and Eric with Hyde:]
Donna: Jackie, that's really annoying.
Eric: Knock it off, Hyde!
Jackie: Donna, is there something you need to talk about?
Hyde: Oh, crap. Do you need to talk about something?
Donna & Eric: Can you keep a secret?
Jackie: Not really.
Hyde: Yeah. Unless I can burn you with it later.
Donna: I'm holding out on Eric.
Eric: I'm holding out on Donna.
Jackie: Oh, Donna, that's great!
Hyde: Forman, that's hysterical.
Jackie & Hyde: So, how long has it been?
Donna & Eric: Three of the longest days of my life. Maybe I should just cave.
Jackie & Hyde: No!
Hyde: Hey, if you cave, she owns you.
Jackie: When he caves, you own him.
Eric: Yeah, but there's no way she wants it as bad as I do.
Hyde: Can you blame her?
Donna: I think I want it more than Eric.
Jackie: Eww. Why?
Hyde: Forman, sex is how women control men.
Jackie: Donna, sex is how we control men. If they ever find out we want it too, we'll never get jewelry again.
Hyde: Secretly, I believe they like it as much as we do.
Eric: Oh. You and your crazy conspiracies.
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‘Who Wants It More?’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Eric: Donna, we've gotta get this thing done. This report is due in six hours.
Donna: Yeah, Eric. I've been thinking about it. This whole Cold War standoff? It's ridiculous. Neither side is getting what it wants.
Eric: So, what you're saying is by hurting each other, they're actually hurting themselves.
Donna: Yeah. It must be incredibly frustrating for both sides. Both of them are just building up and building up. The urge to launch a first strike must be overwhelming and painful.
Eric: You know, Donna, in a lot of ways, what we're going through here is just like the Cuban missile crisis... except in our case, it's a missile crisis.
Donna: Eric, you're right. It's time for détente. [they kiss]
Eric: Wait. What about our disagreement?
Donna: I don't care. You win, okay? [Eric chuckles] What?
Eric: It's just- I can't believe you caved. Wait until I tell Hyde. No. No! Where are you going?
Donna: Suddenly I'm... I'm not in the mood.
Eric: You're lying! Donna, we're past the point of no return here.
Donna: Eric, girls don't have a point of no return. So see you tomorrow.
Eric: Donna?
Donna: Yes, Eric?
Eric: I cave.
Donna: Oh, thank God, 'cause I was just bluffing.
Quote from Midge
Donna: Mom, can I ask you a question? In your relationship with Dad, have you ever let an argument cross into other parts of your relationship?
Midge: What do you mean?
Donna: You know, I mean, do you ever... not have sex with Dad?
Midge: Sure! I'm not having sex with him right now.
Donna: No, Mom, I mean, like, in an argument, to get your way.
Midge: You can do that?
Donna: Yeah. I just wonder if it's wrong.
Midge: Donna, you're saying by my not having sex with your father I can get him to paint the bathroom?
Donna: Yeah. But don't you think it hurts the relationship?
Midge: Blah, blah, blah! I'm getting my bathroom painted!
Quote from Donna
Eric: Wait. So what are you saying? You're gonna hold out on me until I agree with you? Because that's not gonna work, Donna.
Donna: First of all, I'm not holding out on you. And second of all, if I did, it would so work.
Eric: Okay, well, you know what? I think that is what you're doing. So try this dress on for size! I'm cutting you off! Yeah!
Donna: Is that supposed to be a threat?
Eric: Supposed to be. Yeah.
Donna: Okay. If you wanna do this, we'll do this. But you're gonna cave, and I'm gonna laugh. Yeah!