Kitty Quote #197
Quote from Kitty in Hyde's Christmas Rager
Kitty: Now, Steven, I brought some beautiful Christmas ornaments to hang on your... antenna.
Hyde: Ah, Mrs. Forman, you're not checking up on me, are you?
Kitty: No, no, no. I'm just spreading a little holiday cheer. Dusty. Oh. Oh, and this blanket, it needs a nice Christmas washing.
Hyde: Oh, no, no, no, no, no! That's Bud's Christmas stool. Very sentimental. If anybody touches it, he just goes nuts, so...
Kitty: Huh. Well, um... I don't quite believe you, but okay. [laughs] Okay. So, um, Bud left you boys here unsupervised? Oh, salami in the couch. Now, that's... sanitary. Okay! Okay, then, um, why don't you boys hang up those angels? And, um, Eric, come in here and help me with the traditional holiday floor wax.
Eric: Mom, seriously, we're okay. You can go, really. [ice cubes drop out of Fez's Christmas pants] Oh, good. Fez is making ice.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Christmas Rager’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: My head hurts.
Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Quote from Red
Red: Now, about last night...
Eric: You know what, Dad? Uh, before you get started, I know what you're gonna say.
Red: Oh, really? What do you know?
Eric: Um, that I was irresponsible and stupid. And I have it on good authority that I may have called you something.
Red: Like, um, "big, bald party pooper?"
Eric: For instance. But the point is, Dad, I'm really ashamed and sorry and afraid.
Red: Hmm. Okay. Well, that covers it. Okay. Good talk.
Eric: That's it? I get off scot-free? I mean, I learned a valuable lesson?
Red: Look, son, you're grown up now. You know what you did wrong. And I am too tired to keep thinking up new and exciting ways to punish you. So... Merry Christmas.
Eric: Are you kidding me? I don't get in trouble, and you're giving me a Christmas present? Oh, boy, this is the best Christmas ever! [sniffs] Actually, you know, this really smells.
Red: Yeah, those are my shoes from last night. Clean 'em, buff'em and shine 'em. Ho, ho, ho. Dumbass!
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, be nice to me. I'm lonely. I mean, okay, if there were mistletoe over me right now who would kiss me? No one. That's who.
Donna: Being alone isn't that bad. It's a great opportunity to get to know yourself and be comfortable with who you are.
Jackie: Donna, I already love myself. I just wanna French someone.