Red Quote #257
Quote from Red in Hyde's Christmas Rager
Red: Eric just came back from your place falling-down drunk. He threw up on my shoes. Now, what were you thinking, leaving kids alone with a keg?
Bud: [sighs] Look, Red, I've never really been a dad before. I-I'm just trying to- I don't know... take it easy, be his friend.
Red: Why would you be friends with a 17-year-old? They're idiots. Bud, being a teenager is like being in combat. One minute you're crawling around half blind... the next, you're looking for your own foot. Follow me?
Bud: Not really. I was a conscientious... Canadian.
Red: Well, if you weren't chicken and you did fight, who would you want as your lieutenant, me or you?
Bud: [chuckles] Well, you, 'cause you're mean and scary.
Red: That's right. Steven doesn't need another friend, Bud. Steven needs somebody to ride his ass. He may not like it. He may not thank you for it. He may do impressions of you behind your back. He thinks he's so damn funny. But the point is, he'll know right from wrong because you did your job.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Christmas Rager’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: My head hurts.
Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Quote from Red
Red: Now, about last night...
Eric: You know what, Dad? Uh, before you get started, I know what you're gonna say.
Red: Oh, really? What do you know?
Eric: Um, that I was irresponsible and stupid. And I have it on good authority that I may have called you something.
Red: Like, um, "big, bald party pooper?"
Eric: For instance. But the point is, Dad, I'm really ashamed and sorry and afraid.
Red: Hmm. Okay. Well, that covers it. Okay. Good talk.
Eric: That's it? I get off scot-free? I mean, I learned a valuable lesson?
Red: Look, son, you're grown up now. You know what you did wrong. And I am too tired to keep thinking up new and exciting ways to punish you. So... Merry Christmas.
Eric: Are you kidding me? I don't get in trouble, and you're giving me a Christmas present? Oh, boy, this is the best Christmas ever! [sniffs] Actually, you know, this really smells.
Red: Yeah, those are my shoes from last night. Clean 'em, buff'em and shine 'em. Ho, ho, ho. Dumbass!
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, be nice to me. I'm lonely. I mean, okay, if there were mistletoe over me right now who would kiss me? No one. That's who.
Donna: Being alone isn't that bad. It's a great opportunity to get to know yourself and be comfortable with who you are.
Jackie: Donna, I already love myself. I just wanna French someone.