Red Quote #254
Quote from Red in Jackie Bags Hyde
Donna: Well, I hope you're all happy. 'Cause you ruined my dad's barbecue. All he wanted was one more good day before everybody found out that his store was closing, and he's going bankrupt.
Eric: Wait. What?
Donna: Yeah. Bargain Bob's is closing this week so congratulations.
Eric: Oh, my God. I feel so bad.
Red: Well, you should. You ruined his barbecue. Why would you do that?
Eric: What? Me? You were-
Red: Eric, for God's sakes, the man is almost a veteran.
Eric: Okay, fine. You know what? Fine. It's all my fault. But, Dad, you, you gotta make everyone here go next door.
Kitty: Eric, you're right. We have got to go over there. They are our neighbors. They are our best friends.
Red: Yeah, I suppose. All right, freeloaders. Let's move it on over to Bob's. Eric, grab that keg.
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‘Jackie Bags Hyde’ Quotes
Quote from Bob
Bob: This will show Red. We're gonna have the best barbecue ever. If there's one thing you learn in the National Guard, it's how to cook. Oh, I'm gonna defrost some chicken.
Quote from Red
Kelso: Look. I'm Paul Stanley from KISS.
Red: Kelso, don't play with the cheese. These damn kids. They don't respect anything American.
Kitty: Oh, Red, this isn't about the kids misusing dairy products. You're still upset that Bob marched in the Veteran's Day parade.
Red: Well, he was only in the National Guard. It's called Veteran's Day. Not Pansy-ass, National Guard Wussy, Pansy-ass Day.
Kitty: Oh, come on, Red. Are any dirty Commies less dead because of him?
Red: No, I guess not. You're right, Kitty. You know, I'm gonna put away this uniform, and then we'll fire up that grill.
Quote from Hyde
Jackie: So, Steven. Would you like to go to Mr. Forman's barbecue with me?
Hyde: No. As a matter of fact, I don't want to go anywhere with you.
Jackie: You know, that's okay. You know what? We can stay in.
Hyde: No, Jackie. Look, I told you, again and again I have no interest in you, and you don't have a chance. And yet, you keep thinking that I have interest in you, and you have a chance.
Jackie: Wait, did you just say that you're interested in me and that I have a chance?
Hyde: Okay. You know what? You've forced me to do this. I'm gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: haiku. "My heart aches with pain. When I see you, I vomit. Die away from me."
Donna: Ouch.
Hyde: [chuckles] Sayonara.