Quote from Red in Jackie Bags Hyde
Kelso: Look. I'm Paul Stanley from KISS. Red: Kelso, don't play with the cheese. These damn kids. They don't respect anything American. Kitty: Oh, Red, this isn't about the kids misusing dairy products. You're still upset that Bob marched in the Veteran's Day parade. Red: Well, he was only in the National Guard. It's called Veteran's Day. Not Pansy-ass, National Guard Wussy, Pansy-ass Day. Kitty: Oh, come on, Red. Are any dirty Commies less dead because of him? Red: No, I guess not. You're right, Kitty. You know, I'm gonna put away this uniform, and then we'll fire up that grill.