Kitty Quote #187
Quote from Kitty in Red Sees Red
Kitty: Red, I want my house back.
Fez: I once had an ant farm-
Kitty: Oh, honey, no. Not now. Okay. Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. You are going to remember that he's a good son and you are going to remember that he's a good father because I am not happy with the way this house is running.
Red: Now you see what you've done? You've made your mother unhappy.
Kitty: No, he didn't. I'm not happy with everything. I'm not- I'm not happy with windows being nailed shut and I'm not- I'm not happy with people sneaking around and- and I'm not happy with my Christmas bells on the front door.
Red: Well, Kitty, what do you want me to do? Pretend that nothing happened?
Kitty: Yes.
Red: No.
Kitty: Fine. Then- Then that's it. Then I'm staying home. I'm staying home full-time, and I am- I am taking back my house, and that's the way it is. Now, you get upstairs and take those nails out of the windows and you stop being such a sneaky smart mouth and you- [to Fez] Honey, you've gotta stop eating stuff off the floor. Now, everyone, let's just- Let's go back to happy. [laughs]
Eric: So, I guess playtime is over. I'm sorry.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Sees Red’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Kitty: Oh, Red is gonna be furious.
Fez: Mrs. Forman, may I tell you a little story about oppression?
Kitty: Okay.
Fez: Once I had an ant farm. And they would not build their tunnels. I was furious, so I became very strict and stern with my ants. First they feared me, and everything was fine but eventually the ants broke out and attacked me. So I had to kill them.
Kitty: So, um, you think we're being too hard on the kids?
Fez: Well, I don't know about that. I just wanted to let you know that I'm really sad because my ants are dead.
Kitty: Okay. Well, Fez, thanks. [kisses Fez on the forehead] You're a good boy.
Fez: All the ladies want a piece of Fez.
Quote from Red
Kitty: So, how's it going?
Red: Real good. The foreign kid just ate something off the floor.
Kitty: Okay, well, um- Your father's gonna drive me to work.
Red: That's right. And if you do anything wrong, I'll know because one of you is a snitch. You just think about that while I'm gone.
Kitty: Well, they're not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time. [laughs] So, um, be good and have fun. Do crafts, not drugs! [both exit]
Fez: Ooh, a model airplane and glue.
[Red returns and takes the glue away from Fez]
Quote from Red
Hyde: [inner monologue] Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me. Stop looking at me.
Jackie: [inner monologue] Please look at me. Hey! Psst. I love you, Steven. I have secret love powers. Look at me!
Donna: [inner monologue] Hmm. I have 29 teeth. No, that can't be right. One, two, three-
Fez: [inner monologue] Jackie's in love with Hyde, and I have nothing. Oh, look. I found an M&M. [eats] Oh, no.
Eric: [inner monologue] My life sucks. Okay, I really hope no one smelled that.
Kelso: [inner monologue] All right! I'm the best-looking person in this room. No. In this whole town. No! No, in this whole state. No.
Red: [inner monologue] Dumbasses.