Red Quote #1001
Quote from Red in My Fairy King
Red: Let me tell you something, son. I dodged a lot of bullets in Korea, but not one as crazy and blonde as the one that you just side-stepped.
Hyde: It's weird, man. I never imagined myself divorced from a Vegas stripper with a second husband at this age.
Red: I never imagined myself retired at this age. But all I know is, when life finally gives you a break from the crap storm, the best thing that you can do is to crack open a beer with a friend. To retirement.
Hyde: To divorce. You know, Red, retirement is gonna be great. Sleeping in every day, watching TV, doing nothing. I'd be happy to show you how it's done.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘My Fairy King’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Today was a total disaster. I didn't sell one muffler and I drove a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, have you realized who fits every single thing on your list?
Jackie: Yeah, Elton John! And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Red, I just heard some bad news, I ran over to tell you.
Red: Bob, you live next door, why are you panting?
Bob: I was going against the wind.