Red Quote #994
Quote from Red in Keep Yourself Alive
Kitty: The old cheap one? What is he talking about, Red?
Red: Kitty, I love you.
Kitty: How much did my ring really cost?
Red: Right around $1,000.
Kitty: How much exactly?
Red: $65.
Kitty: $65? My hairdo costs more than that!
Red: It does? Where the hell are you getting... Which is beside the point, because you look lovely!
Kitty: And you know what else looks lovely? The view from the couch. Which is where your cheap, lying butt will be sleeping tonight.
Bob: She's right about that couch. Got a great view of the TV from there.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Keep Yourself Alive’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just awful.
Red: Fine. I'll add more gin.
Kitty: No. Red, the ring. And you know, this is all your fault. If you hadn't driven like a madman over a pothole, I wouldn't be drinking to calm my nerves, I would just be drinking.
Red: Hey, I am not the one who gave his engagement ring to the foreign kid. You're lucky he is not wearing it through his nose!
Kitty: [drinks] Oh, this is just the worst thing ever.
Red: Kitty, it's just a ring!
Kitty: I am talking about the drink!
Quote from Donna
Donna: You know, being out here like this, without any TV or magazines, you know, makes me realize how people 500 years ago must have felt. Incredibly bored.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Fez? Where is he?
Jackie: Oh, don't worry. He survived his trip over here in a banana crate, he'll be fine in the woods.