Fez Quote #882

Quote from Fez in Sweet Lady

Red: Come on, Steven. You need a place where you can hang out and have a beer with other married men.
Fez: Boy, does that sound boring. Hanging out in a dingy room, drinking beer, doing nothing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the basement.

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 ‘Sweet Lady’ Quotes

Quote from Donna

Donna: Hyde. That's not gonna happen. He's not into me like that and he knows I'm getting over a break-up.
Hyde: Come on, man. Don't you know how guys think?
Donna: Not really. The only guy I have ever been with was Eric, and as far as I know, a typical guy's thoughts are, "Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?"

Quote from Red

Red: See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Quote from Jackie

Fez: Well, if it isn't Miss Mooch, my unemployed roommate. What would you like to mooch today? My cheese puffs? My Yoo-hoo? My Oil of Olay?
Jackie: Fez, I want to find work, but it's really hard. I spent all morning going to every store in the mall. And when I find the right outfit, I'm gonna look for a job.