Kelso Quote #182
Quote from Kelso in Red Fired Up
Laurie: Come on, Kelso. Come up to my room. I need you to, um, help me move my bookcase. [exits]
Kelso: That means we're gonna have sex.
Hyde: Thanks for cracking that code.
Eric: What are you doing?
Fez: They're going up to have sex. Get the wax out of your ears.
Eric: Man, you can't bring my sister down to the basement. This is our fortress of solitude.
Kelso: Well, I'm sorry, but she's my girlfriend, and I love her.
Donna: No, you don't.
Kelso: Well, I like her.
Hyde: No, you don't.
Kelso: I think she is okay, and the line between love and okay is pretty fine. But the line between doing it and not doing it, that's not fine at all.
Donna: Just like the line between moron and idiot?
Kelso: Exactly. You know, it took me months to get Jackie in the sack. Well, Laurie, she already lets me do it, and plus, I'm over here all the time, anyway, so there's like, the convenience factor.
Laurie: [returns] Kelso, my bookcase isn't going to move itself. Or maybe it will.
Kelso: Damn, I gotta go. [exits]
Hyde: Dumbest babies ever.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red Fired Up’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: [whistles]
Red: Do you know the great thing about whistling? You can stop whistling.
Eric: Sorry.
Red: Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else, I'm gonna...
Eric: Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Red: Jeez. And I didn't think you were listening.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Hi. How was your day?
Red: I had to let Earl go.
Eric: Let Earl go? You yelled at him until he cried.
Red: Hey. What kind of a man cries after only 15 minutes of yelling?
Eric: Well, I'm sorry. I don't like the way you handled Earl. Dad, he was your friend.
Kitty: Eric, hush, hush, hush, hush.
Red: Eric, work is work. You don't show up late, you don't make excuses, and you don't not work. If it wasn't work, they wouldn't call it work. They'd call it super, wonderful, crazy fun time. Or skippity-doo. Oh, jeez. Why the hell am I even talking to you?
Quote from Jackie
Laurie: Hey! This is my house.
Jackie: So what? Eric wants me here. Don't you, Eric?
Eric: Why, yes, I do.
Laurie: You better watch your back.
Jackie: Really? 'Cause you should stop spending so much time on yours.
Kelso: Oh. Burn! [laughs] Hey, I'm sorry. I just got swept away by the super-good burn.
Laurie: Shut up!