Laurie: Come on, Kelso. Come up to my room. I need you to, um, help me move my bookcase. [exits]
Kelso: That means we're gonna have sex.
Hyde: Thanks for cracking that code.
Eric: What are you doing?
Fez: They're going up to have sex. Get the wax out of your ears.
Eric: Man, you can't bring my sister down to the basement. This is our fortress of solitude.
Kelso: Well, I'm sorry, but she's my girlfriend, and I love her.
Donna: No, you don't.
Kelso: Well, I like her.
Hyde: No, you don't.
Kelso: I think she is okay, and the line between love and okay is pretty fine. But the line between doing it and not doing it, that's not fine at all.
Donna: Just like the line between moron and idiot?
Kelso: Exactly. You know, it took me months to get Jackie in the sack. Well, Laurie, she already lets me do it, and plus, I'm over here all the time, anyway, so there's like, the convenience factor.
Laurie: [returns] Kelso, my bookcase isn't going to move itself. Or maybe it will.
Kelso: Damn, I gotta go. [exits]
Hyde: Dumbest babies ever.