Kitty Quote #166

Quote from Kitty in Holy Crap!

Kitty: I can't believe that my own children would do this.
Eric: Mom, I mean, it's such a nice day. And we wanted to get some of that fresh air you're always telling us about.
Red: Hey. Nobody likes a smart-mouth sinner.
Kitty: You know, this wouldn't have happened if someone had made sure his children had gotten to church.
Red: Well, l... Damn! All right, from now on, you kids are going to church. That's an order.
Eric: Oh, Dad...
Kitty: Okay, okay, you know what. We shouldn't have to force them. They're almost grown up. They can make up their own minds.
Eric: Really?
Kitty: Sure. If you want to turn your backs on God and spend eternity doing laps in a lake of fire, well, that's your choice!

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 ‘Holy Crap!’ Quotes

Quote from Hyde

Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.

Quote from Bob

Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.

Quote from Red

Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.