Fez: Let the fiesta of flesh begin! Ay, no!
Kitty: How dare you invite strippers into my home. The whole place smells like strawberries and baby oil.
Red: You idiots tricked me and Kitty into going out and having a good time. Do you know how furious that makes me?
Randy: Sir, if I could just explain.
Red: Who the hell are you?
Randy: I'm Randy and I just wanted to say I'm sorry. We tried to do something nice for our friend and things got really out of hand, but I apologize for any disrespect that we may have shown you. [shakes Red's hand]
Red: Well, Randy, I'm impressed that something so articulate could come out of such a dumbass! And, you! You owe me $100!
Fez: Fine. But you better put on one hell of a show.
Kitty: Why is it all in $1 bills?
Red: Because that's how you pay strippers. [off Kitty's look] I was in the war, for God's sake!