Jackie Quote #125
Quote from Jackie in Jackie Moves On
Jackie: So, then, after I finished putting all my pictures of Michael in my special Michael box, I realized that I'm so totally over him.
Donna: You liar. Look at yourself. And if you keep stuffing your face like this, you're gonna get...
Jackie: Don't you dare say it, you bitch.
Donna: Fat.
Jackie: No. [whimpers] No.
[fantasy:]
Jackie: Yep, I've almost finished my fifth pie, and I'm still completely over Michael.
Donna: Don't. Stop. Wait.
Jackie: Mmm. Blueberry. Hmm. I'm feeling kind of weird. Oh, no, what's happening to me? Oh, my God. Oh, goodness. Oh, gracious, oh, my! [whimpers]
Donna: No more pie for you. Okay, let's go, Jackie. Suck it in, Jackie.
[present:]
Jackie: Oh, my God, Donna, I'm scared. I have to control myself.
Donna: Okay, well, then let's start by you handing Donna the jerky.
Jackie: Back off, you Amazon. Look, I just need more time.
Donna: Okay, you slapping my hand when I tried to take your jerky is something a fat girl would do.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie Moves On’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Well, I know some pretty horrible things about you, too, little lady. Fellas... Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.
Laurie: In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
Eric: You stuffed in high school.
Laurie: So did you.
Eric: Last year, Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager. Which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
Laurie: Well... That's not as bad as when I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster, and you were all...
Eric: Laurie was born with a tail! [Fez gasps]
Hyde: What?
Eric: Yeah, Laurie was born with a tail.
Laurie: I hate you! [runs out]
Eric: It's true.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it.
Laurie: Oh, hey, Hyde, Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying "Hi, are you my daddy?"
Hyde: Oh, by the way, Laurie, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.
Laurie: You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named Tank.
Hyde: Oh, well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
Laurie: Oh, yeah, well... Nice hair.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh, hey, you guys, guess what part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd?
Donna: Shut up.
Kelso: Well, Jackie thought it was cute.