Red Quote #205
Quote from Red in Jackie Moves On
Kitty: Okay, Red. I'm very sorry I pawned that necklace.
Red: That's okay. I've been thinking about it, and it's no big deal. Let's just let bygones be bygones. What do you say, pretty lady?
Kitty: What did you do?
Red: A few months ago, I pawned the pocket watch your dad gave me. So we're even. Let's just get on with our lives.
Kitty: Oh, Red, how could you?
Red: Well, Kitty... Who the hell needs a damn pocket watch? "What time is it?" "I don't know. I'll check my pocket." See what I mean? That's just stupid.
Kitty: Oh, Red.
Red: And I pawned the lawn mower and Eric's old phonograph player and the snow blower.
Kitty: We had a snow blower?
Red: Actually, it was Bob's.
Kitty: Well, why'd you get so mad at me?
Red: I got mad at myself. Look, it's the man's job to support the family. And if he can't do that, it's the man's job to pawn the things to feed the family that he can't support!
Kitty: Okay. Okay. You know, Bob's been looking for that snow blower.
Red: Yeah, I know, Kitty. And believe you me... I'm running out of stories.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie Moves On’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Well, I know some pretty horrible things about you, too, little lady. Fellas... Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.
Laurie: In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
Eric: You stuffed in high school.
Laurie: So did you.
Eric: Last year, Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager. Which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
Laurie: Well... That's not as bad as when I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster, and you were all...
Eric: Laurie was born with a tail! [Fez gasps]
Hyde: What?
Eric: Yeah, Laurie was born with a tail.
Laurie: I hate you! [runs out]
Eric: It's true.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it.
Laurie: Oh, hey, Hyde, Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying "Hi, are you my daddy?"
Hyde: Oh, by the way, Laurie, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.
Laurie: You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named Tank.
Hyde: Oh, well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
Laurie: Oh, yeah, well... Nice hair.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh, hey, you guys, guess what part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd?
Donna: Shut up.
Kelso: Well, Jackie thought it was cute.