Kitty Quote #163

Quote from Kitty in Jackie Moves On

Kitty: Okay. I'm all ready, so let's go.
Red: Wow, you look great.
Kitty: [chuckles] And you look sharp yourself, so let's go.
Red: Hey, weren't you going to wear my mother's necklace?
Kitty: Here it is. Doesn't it look nice? I tuck it in so I won't lose it. So, let's hit the road.
Red: Well, you know, that didn't really look like the one that she gave you.
Kitty: Well, sure it does. It looks just like it because it is it. [laughs] Now look who's getting old. Doesn't even remember what necklace his mother gave me. So, let's move it out.

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 ‘Jackie Moves On’ Quotes

Quote from Eric

Eric: Well, I know some pretty horrible things about you, too, little lady. Fellas... Laurie here waxes her lips, legs, eyebrows, toes, and shoulder blades.
Laurie: In the fifth grade, Eric sent away for the Charles Atlas kit 'cause a girl kicked sand in his face.
Eric: You stuffed in high school.
Laurie: So did you.
Eric: Last year, Laurie used all of her birthday money to buy a back massager. Which isn't fooling anyone, by the way.
Laurie: Well... That's not as bad as when I walked in on you in bed with your Dorothy Hamill poster, and you were all...
Eric: Laurie was born with a tail! [Fez gasps]
Hyde: What?
Eric: Yeah, Laurie was born with a tail.
Laurie: I hate you! [runs out]
Eric: It's true.

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: Boy, Laurie, you really liked that hot dog. You didn't even chew it.
Laurie: Oh, hey, Hyde, Father's Day is coming up. Shouldn't you practice saying "Hi, are you my daddy?"
Hyde: Oh, by the way, Laurie, the surgeon general called. He wanted you to stop hoarding all the penicillin.
Laurie: You know, when you're in prison, your bad table manners will probably just be a turn-on for some guy named Tank.
Hyde: Oh, well, maybe when you're there for a conjugal visit, you can ask him to take it easy on me.
Laurie: Oh, yeah, well... Nice hair.

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: Oh, hey, you guys, guess what part of my body I nicknamed Pink Floyd?
Donna: Shut up.
Kelso: Well, Jackie thought it was cute.