Eric Quote #266

Quote from Eric in Kelso's Serenade

Eric: Listen, Donna...
Donna: No. Wait. I've been thinking about... you know... what happened. And I realize I may have overreacted. It's just that I'm a little vulnerable now that our relationship is... mature.
Eric: Donna, no apology necessary. I welcome your insane behavior and criticism.
Donna: Don't be a jerk, Eric.
Eric: No. No. Uh, ahem, I'm actually... I'm being serious. I'm willing to do... whatever it takes for us to be together. Whatever it takes. It's worth it.
Donna: Well... thank you.

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 ‘Kelso's Serenade’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Fez: Yes, please, Kelso, stop. I cannot take this anymore. This is how you serenade a woman. [sings] Besame Besame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La ultima vez
Jackie: What are you doing?
Kelso: Yeah. What are you doing?
Fez: Um, this is my school song from back home. I don't love you.

Quote from Red

Red: Here's the thing. You're assuming that you're good enough for Donna. And you're not. [Fez shakes his head]
Eric: Yes, I am.
Red: No, you're not. Just like I'm not good enough for your mother.
Eric: Okay, well... Yeah, that's true.
Red: Hey, watch it. I'm trying to help you out here.
Eric: I'm sorry. Yes, sir.
Red: Look, do you really think I wanted to spend the whole damn day sitting in a room with a woman who hates the Bucks and smells like cabbage? Well, I didn't. But that's the price you pay, son. Now, you go call Donna before she realizes how much better off she is without you. Go on now. Go!

Quote from Donna

Donna: Hey.
Eric: Hey, baby. What say you grab Papa a root beer, huh?
Fez: Oh, my God. I cannot look.
Donna: Listen, you worm, I am not your slave or a waitress or your damn maid! And don't get all Archie Bunker-y on me, or I will kick your ass to the moon!