Red Quote #198

Quote from Red in Kiss of Death

Eric: Hey, maybe I don't have to tell her. Maybe she'll just think Mr. Bonkers ran away.
Red: That works. That's what we told you when...
Kitty: Shh!
Eric: What?
Kitty: Eric, honey, eat your pizza rolls.
Red: Oh, come on. How hard can this be? You go over there and you say, "Hey, I'm a cat killer. I murdered..." [laughs] "I murdered your cat." [laughs] But you try to say it with a straight face. What? Am I the only one that sees the humor in this?
Kitty: I think you might be, Red.

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 ‘Kiss of Death’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.

Quote from Fez

Fez: If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese, no question, it would have to be the puff.