Fez Quote #152
Quote from Fez in Kiss of Death
Kitty: Oh. Good. I see they've already shaved you.
Fez: Actually, I did that myself. Lucky coincidence, huh?
Kitty: Okay, then. Time for sleepy-sleepy. Okay, now, count back from 100.
Fez: 100. 99. Charlie's Angels.
[dream sequence:]
Fez: [v.o.] Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy. Now they work for me. My name is Fez.
Donna: Stand back.
Jackie: And remember, girls, this one's for Fez.
[Donna, Jackie and Laurie kick down a door and find Kelso standing over a detonator]
Laurie: This is your unlucky day, now that Fez's Angels are here.
Kelso: Don't move. I'm gonna blow up Fez headquarters. I can't bear to see any of you with such a handsome, foreign sex machine. This is gonna be a blast.
Jackie: Whatever.
[Jackie grabs Michael, Laurie kicks him, and Jackie pushes him into a barrel]
Donna: You're a real barrel of laughs. [all laugh]
[later, the angels sit in Fez's office as they listen to him on the phone]
Fez: [on the phone] Congratulations, and a job well done, Angels.
All: Thank you, Fez.
Laurie: Are we going to see you soon?
[Fez has his back to the camera as he sits in a hot tub full of attractive women]
Fez: No, I can't get away. I'm in a little hot water right now.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kiss of Death’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.
Quote from Fez
Fez: If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese, no question, it would have to be the puff.