Kelso Quote #115
Eric: How could you ask Laurie?
Kelso: Well, Jackie didn't want to go. What choice did I have?
Eric: Oh, man.
Kelso: See, now you see my problem. Since Laurie's going, I'm gonna have to make out with her. And if Donna goes, she's gonna see me making out with Laurie and then tell Jackie, therefore, Donna can't go.
Eric: Or... you could just not make out with my sister.
Kelso: Be serious, Eric.
Eric: OK, look. Donna's coming, and if that blows your weekend, then... too bad.
Kelso: Fine. But you know what? You're making cheating a lot harder than it has to be.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Vanstock’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, Dad, can I go to Vanstock with the guys this weekend?
Red: What the hell's a Vanstock?
Eric: Well, it's like Woodstock, but with a greater emphasis on vans.
Red: Sounds stupid. Have a good time.
Quote from Eric
[fantasy: a Soap-style theme plays:]
Narrator: [v.o.] Will Red get a job? Will Jackie ever find out about Kelso and Laurie? Will we ever find out where Fez is from? Will Hyde ever find his topless Cinderella? And what ever happened to Midge's daughter Tina? Will Eric and Donna ever consummate their illicit teenage love? And what about Chuck and Bob? Oh, wait, they aren't on this show.
Chuck Campbell: [as Bob] See, I told you we weren't on this show. [as himself] Oh, shut up, Bob.
Narrator: Confused? You won't be after the next episode of... That '70s Show.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, what are you gonna do today?
Red: Read the want ads, look for a job. Then, just to break up the day, I thought I'd go down to Rexall, look for some Gold Bond for my athlete's foot. Any more questions?
Kitty: Well, oh, boy, Red, we've got the big hospital banquet to look forward to.
Red: Oh, right. Well then, screw the Gold Bond, I gotta get my hair done.