[fantasy: a Soap-style theme plays:]
Narrator: [v.o.] Will Red get a job? Will Jackie ever find out about Kelso and Laurie? Will we ever find out where Fez is from? Will Hyde ever find his topless Cinderella? And what ever happened to Midge's daughter Tina? Will Eric and Donna ever consummate their illicit teenage love? And what about Chuck and Bob? Oh, wait, they aren't on this show.
Chuck Campbell: [as Bob] See, I told you we weren't on this show. [as himself] Oh, shut up, Bob.
Narrator: Confused? You won't be after the next episode of... That '70s Show.