Hyde Quote #169
Hyde: What are you doing up?
Donna: Punishing Eric. He knew all about Kelso and Laurie, didn't even tell me.
Hyde: What a bastard.
Donna: Oh, like you didn't know.
Hyde: Of course I knew. Everybody knew. You're the only one who didn't know.
Donna: Shut up, Hyde, I'm mad at him.
Hyde: Look, you don't rat on your friends, and that's just the way it is. Now, I'm laying traps left and right to try and get Kelso caught, but I'm not gonna tell on him, 'cause then I'd be a rat. And that's what Forman would have been if he had told you.
Donna: He still should've told me.
Hyde: Give him a break, Donna. I mean, the guy kisses your ass. He does everything for you, and you're not even sleeping with him.
Donna: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Hyde: You're lucky he even talks to you. In fact, I would've dumped you months ago. But, you know, I'm old-fashioned, so...
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Vanstock’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, Dad, can I go to Vanstock with the guys this weekend?
Red: What the hell's a Vanstock?
Eric: Well, it's like Woodstock, but with a greater emphasis on vans.
Red: Sounds stupid. Have a good time.
Quote from Eric
[fantasy: a Soap-style theme plays:]
Narrator: [v.o.] Will Red get a job? Will Jackie ever find out about Kelso and Laurie? Will we ever find out where Fez is from? Will Hyde ever find his topless Cinderella? And what ever happened to Midge's daughter Tina? Will Eric and Donna ever consummate their illicit teenage love? And what about Chuck and Bob? Oh, wait, they aren't on this show.
Chuck Campbell: [as Bob] See, I told you we weren't on this show. [as himself] Oh, shut up, Bob.
Narrator: Confused? You won't be after the next episode of... That '70s Show.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, what are you gonna do today?
Red: Read the want ads, look for a job. Then, just to break up the day, I thought I'd go down to Rexall, look for some Gold Bond for my athlete's foot. Any more questions?
Kitty: Well, oh, boy, Red, we've got the big hospital banquet to look forward to.
Red: Oh, right. Well then, screw the Gold Bond, I gotta get my hair done.