Hyde Quote #157

Quote from Hyde in Halloween

Eric: I know. We could go to Old Main.
Donna: Our old grammar school?
Eric: Yeah, sure, you know. A dark, burnt-out, boarded-up school. Very creepy. We could... You know, we could tell ghost stories.
Fez: Free candy? Even if you're not from this country?
Kelso: Yes!
Donna: Hey, why'd they burn down the school, anyway?
Jackie: Oh, they said it was arson. [all look at Hyde]
Hyde: What? I was out of town that week.
Jackie: Hmm. How convenient.


 ‘Halloween’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?

Quote from Hyde

Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.

Quote from Jackie

Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.