Fez Quote #101
Eric: Oh, lighten up. Remember how much fun Halloween used to be? Making costumes, trick-or-treating.
Fez: What is trick-or-treating?
Jackie: Well, you put on a costume, you go door-to-door and say, "Trick or treat," and people give you candy.
Fez: Oh, you got to be kidding me. They just give you candy?
Eric: The best part of Halloween is getting the crap scared out of you. One year I saw The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, I couldn't sleep for, like, a month. [silence]
Fez: They give you candy? Just like that? No strings?
Donna: Yes, Fez. Get over it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.