Laurie Quote #23
Quote from Laurie in Red's Last Day
Laurie: Who you talking to?
Kelso: [hits head] Oh! Aah... Oh. Hello... Laurie. What are you doing here?
Laurie: I'm bored. There's nothing on TV. So, this is your new ride, huh?
Kelso: It is.
Laurie: It's really, uh, roomy.
Kelso: Listen, Laurie, uh... I don't think you should be in here. I mean, I know we've made out a couple dozen times. Uh-huh.
Laurie: Twice.
Kelso: Okay. Uh... But that's over.
Laurie: Gosh, I sure do feel close to you, Kelso.
Kelso: [whimpers] Listen, Laurie, I... I don't think my girlfriend, Jackie would like you sitting on me.
Laurie: I think you like me sitting on you. In fact, I know you do.
Kelso: Okay... But that's not the point.
Laurie: [kisses Kelso] Shut up, Kelso. This is your lucky day.
Kelso: [o.s.] Laurie, don't. Stop. Hey... Those are my pants!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's Last Day’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Hey, bring these guys a beer.
Eric: No, Dad, I'm supposed to take you home. Mom said so.
Red: Normally, you do what your mother says. Sometimes, you know... You're a dumbass. But mostly, you're a good kid.
Eric: Thank you, sir.
Red: But this is my last day of work... And I didn't get a party. I didn't get a gold watch. And I didn't get crap. So... Let's drink!
Quote from Bob
Bob: Wow, look at this piece of junk.
Kelso: This is my van.
Bob: [chuckles] Yeah? Well, you know, I had a Ford delivery van in high school. Yeah, it's a lot of fun till somebody gets preg... You got to be careful in this van, Kelso. You know what I mean?
Midge: An idiot would know what you mean.
Kelso: What do you mean?
Bob: Sell the van, kid.
Midge: What's that supposed to mean?
Bob: Oh, I'm happy.
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Yeah, even the radio works. And all the doors... They open! And it's got brakes, too. I mean, can you believe this? I mean, my uncle, he just gave it to me. He gave it to me, for free!
Fez: That is insane. I would pay tens of dollars for this. [sniffs] Or not.
Hyde: Did he own a cat?
Kelso: Yeah. I'm getting an air freshener.
Eric: Yeah. Get a big one.
Kelso: Guys, guys, this thing is like a bedroom on wheels. No more, "Michael, the backseat's too small." "Michael, you're on my hair." "Michael, you're choking me." That's over.