Laurie: Who you talking to?
Kelso: [hits head] Oh! Aah... Oh. Hello... Laurie. What are you doing here?
Laurie: I'm bored. There's nothing on TV. So, this is your new ride, huh?
Kelso: It is.
Laurie: It's really, uh, roomy.
Kelso: Listen, Laurie, uh... I don't think you should be in here. I mean, I know we've made out a couple dozen times. Uh-huh.
Laurie: Twice.
Kelso: Okay. Uh... But that's over.
Laurie: Gosh, I sure do feel close to you, Kelso.
Kelso: [whimpers] Listen, Laurie, I... I don't think my girlfriend, Jackie would like you sitting on me.
Laurie: I think you like me sitting on you. In fact, I know you do.
Kelso: Okay... But that's not the point.
Laurie: [kisses Kelso] Shut up, Kelso. This is your lucky day.
Kelso: [o.s.] Laurie, don't. Stop. Hey... Those are my pants!