Bob Quote #179
Quote from Bob in Short and Curlies
Charlie: Mr. Forman, I was looking for you to apologize about the dress thing, okay? But then I opened the door and wow. No, no, I don't mean, "Wow." I mean, "Oh, no!" No, no, I don't mean, "Oh, no."
Red: Well, what were you doing just standing there?
Charlie: I was like a deer caught in the headlights. Oh, I said, "headlights."
Kitty: Red, it was a very awkward situation. No one knew what to do.
Red: Well, I know what I would do if I saw you naked. I'd turn and run the other way. I mean, there is no reason on Earth for a 19-year-old boy to be staring at a woman your age. Look, damn it, he's the one in trouble here, not me.
Bob: [enters] Hey, Kitty, could I have some peanut oil? I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp, which is a funny name. It's like calling someone a giant midget. I'd like to see one of those.
Red: Get this, Bob. Charlie here walked into our bedroom and saw Kitty naked.
Bob: [giggles] How was that?
Red: Well, how do you think it was? It was horrifying.
Kitty: Excuse me?
Charlie: Oh. So, Mr. Forman, how wrong was it for us to get into Vietnam, huh? [chuckles]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Short and Curlies’ Quotes
Quote from Donna
Eric: Okay, Donna, I'm ready for my going-away present. Yahoo.
Donna: [o.s.] All right, here I come.
[Donna walks out dressed as Princess Leia]
Eric: Holy Mother of Skywalker.
Donna: You can do whatever you want to Princess Leia. Her force field is down.
Eric: Donna, this is the best... Wait a second, Leia doesn't have a force field. She... Oh, you know what? I'm too excited to quibble.
Quote from Donna
Eric: Wow, so, it's like, I can do anything I want? Can I touch your buns?
Donna: What? You wanna touch my butt?
Eric: No, not those buns. You know, the buns.
Donna: Eric, that seems kind of weird.
Eric: Yeah. You know what? That is, like, a little weird. Maybe I'll just rub my face up against one of them?
Donna: Okay.
Eric: [rubs face against Donna's hair] Leia. Oh, Leia.
Bob: [o.s.] Donna, meet me downstairs for fried shrimp in T-minus 20 seconds. Wear an old shirt. These things are greasy.
Donna: Wow, that's almost enough to take you right out of the moment, huh?
Eric: Okay, Donna. From now on, the only thing I'd like you to say is, "Use the force, Eric."
Donna: Okay, that seems kind of...
Eric: Donna.
Donna: Use the force, Eric.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Fire! Fire!
[As Donna runs onto the driveway in her Princess Leia costume, Eric runs out in his underwear with a stormtrooper helmet on.]
Red: What the hell is on your head?
Eric: I'm still wearing the helmet, aren't I?
Bob: What did you do to my daughter?
Eric: Nothing. I was a perfect gentleman. I just squeezed her buns.
Kitty: I suggested a photograph, not a go-go dance from outer space.