Eric Quote #965
Quote from Eric in Take It or Leave It
Eric: Well, hello, toots. Back from your date so soon, huh? Used to be you have to buy a girl dinner, if you wanted her to slide all over you moaning like a ghost.
Donna: Okay, you know what? I didn't have a date, but I should've.
Eric: Wait, so you lied?
Donna: Yeah, I was pissed. I mean, all of a sudden, you're leaving me.
Eric: Well, look, I'm only gonna be gone for a year.
Donna: I don't care. I don't want you to go. I mean, you've always been, like, 20 steps away from me my entire life. What am I supposed to do without you?
Eric: Look, Donna, this is gonna be really tough for both of us. But, hey, you know what? The good news is, when I come back, we're gonna spend all this time together because, you know, you're probably gonna have to nurse me back to health from some horrible African disease. Look, you know I love you. And we're wasting our time fighting.
Donna: I know. You're right. We should just enjoy the time we have left.
Eric: Yeah, I'm all for that. [lowers pants]
Donna: Well, it's not what I had in mind, but okay.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Take It or Leave It’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Donna: I cannot believe Eric went out. He's supposed to be at home agonizing.
Jackie: Well, maybe they went out to buy flowers for when Steven proposes.
Donna: No, they would have just sent Fez. They're out having fun, and that is exactly what we're gonna do.
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Jackie: Okay, here's what I don't get. Why would Sally sell seashells down by the seashore? I mean, that's a terrible location for a seashell stand.
Donna: Yeah, I mean, if she wanted to make money, she would sell seashells by the subway.
Jackie: You know what she should sell by the seashore? Shoeshines, 'cause your sandals get so sandy.
Donna: Sandy sandals. We should start a girl band called Sandy Sandals. What's wrong?
Jackie: Well, sand reminds me of dirt, and dirt reminds me of Steven.
Donna: Jackie, I'm sure Hyde will do the right thing.
Jackie: You know, I thought if I really put myself out there, he'd see how much I love him and say yes right away. And then when he didn't, I thought, okay, well, maybe he'll take a couple hours and then say yes. But now I think he's only taking so long 'cause he's gonna say no. Donna, what if he says no?
Donna: Jackie, if Hyde says no, then you and I get a van, and the Sandy Sandals tour America.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Hey, Hyde, I heard about Jackie. What are you gonna do?
Hyde: Well, I spent all morning kicking it back with my stash to see what came to me. But all that came to me was a great idea for a movie that now I just can't remember.
Quote from Eric
Red: Eric, you remember Charlie.
Eric: Well, I remember a perfectly tossed egg from me, an unconvincing "whoops" from him, and the sound of laughter as some children ran away with my goldfish in a bag.
Charlie: Eric, you put some kind of spin on that egg, it was uncatchable like a curveball.
Eric: Ha. Your whole story's unraveling, man. I can't throw a curveball. Dad, tell him.
Red: I'm gonna have to side with my son on this one. He can't even throw a straight ball.