Quote from Eric in Take It or Leave It
Red: Eric, you remember Charlie. Eric: Well, I remember a perfectly tossed egg from me, an unconvincing "whoops" from him, and the sound of laughter as some children ran away with my goldfish in a bag. Charlie: Eric, you put some kind of spin on that egg, it was uncatchable like a curveball. Eric: Ha. Your whole story's unraveling, man. I can't throw a curveball. Dad, tell him. Red: I'm gonna have to side with my son on this one. He can't even throw a straight ball.