Kitty Quote #641

Quote from Kitty in Who's Been Sleeping Here?

Kitty: Fez has been living in the record store because his host parents threw him out. What kind of parents would kick a child out?
Red: And will they teach me how they did it?
Kitty: You wanna be mean? You don't get a sandwich. [gives Red's sandwich to Fez] I think what they did to you is just awful.
Angie: He broke into my store.
Hyde: Which you accused me of doing.
Kitty: Accusing your own brother? You don't get a sandwich, either. [gives Angie's sandwich to Fez]
Kitty: Anyway, Fez, maybe you can stay in Laurie's room.
Red: No. I would rather fill that room with cement.
Kelso: [takes a sandwich] Yeah, respect the man's wishes. Besides, that room is for me and Betsy. [off Red's look] I don't get a sandwich.

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 ‘Who's Been Sleeping Here?’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Hyde: Fez, man, why were you staying at the record store?
Fez: Well, last week my Bible-thumping host parents found out that I already graduated, so they kicked me out and took all my money as back rent. And then they gave me a Bible.
Angie: Well, I wish you'd been reading that instead of the porno magazines I found in my office.
Fez: You know, Angie, some things you could keep to yourself.
Hyde: I don't understand why you didn't just ask us for help. I mean, we're your friends.
Fez: It was my damn Latin pride.
Red: So you're Latin.
Fez: No, just my pride is. And I also have a Swiss sense of frugality.

Quote from Red

Red: Hey, I'm watching Perry Mason.
Kitty: Oh, guess what? Perry Mason wins.
Red: It's not if he wins, it's how. That's the magic, damn it.

Quote from Eric

Donna: Eric, how did you get "Jedi" from "staircase"?
Eric: Uh, Donna, the path to becoming a Jedi has many steps, duh.