Hyde Quote #560
Quote from Hyde in Surprise, Surprise
Eric: Oh, hey, Hyde, how's it going with the store and Kelso nailing your sister?
Angie Barnett: Steven, stop turning the Pat Boone albums into Pat Boner albums.
Hyde: Okay, you need to stop sleeping with Kelso, okay? It's embarrassing. And if you catch something, we don't have medical.
Angie Barnett: It's not embarrassing. He really likes me, and I really like him.
Hyde: You don't even know him. You do realize he has a really bad track record with women, right? Look, I just don't want to see you get hurt.
Angie Barnett: Oh, my God. That's so sweet. I finally feel like I have a brother.
Eric: Oh, Hyde has a sister... who got nailed by Kelso.
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Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Thank you for helping me, Mrs. Forman. Steven is gonna love these cookies.
Kitty: Okay, now start by cracking a couple of eggs into the bowl.
Jackie: I can't touch an egg.
Kitty: Why not?
Jackie: 'Cause it came out of a chicken butt.
Kitty: Honey, they wash it.
Jackie: Well, wash it all you want, it still came out of a butt.
Quote from Kitty
Donna: Okay. Now, I would like to hear from some pissed-off feminists. You're on the air with Hot Donna. Or, should I say, Hot-under-the-collar Donna.
Kitty: [on line] Donna Pinciotti, you should be ashamed of yourself. Suddenly you think women shouldn't be looked at. Well, I've seen your outfits, Miss Lady Tank Top.
Donna: Mrs. Forman, this isn't about me, it's about society.
Kitty: No, it's about Red, who's been like a second father to you, and now finally he has something to be proud of and you're forcing your weirdo hippie politics on it. It's just a couple of greased-up broads on a Chevy. Get over it!
Quote from Hyde
Kitty: Excuse me, Mr. Record Store Big Shot, I need some help. Where can I find something by Bette Midler?
Hyde: Well, we don't have any Bette Midler, but may I suggest something even better? Perhaps a little Sex Pistols?
Kitty: Sex Pistols? Well, that's terrible. Guns don't belong in the bedroom.
Hyde: They agree, and a lot of their songs are about just that. And they deliver their message with a smooth, mellow sound.
Kitty: So it's like easy listening.
Hyde: Well, they're not hard to hear.